Well folks, the entries were all read by a panel of 3 judges. I managed to pull Teri away from her studies long enough to get a few chuckles, John and I rounded out the panel.
The First Place winner is Turtle with the following:
My tofu mushroom stroganoff is as dense as a black hole.
We did add a second place winner, Beadknitter with the following:
The collection of lint in the bottom of my knitting bag is as dense as a black hole.
Although my science guy said the sentence should have read as dark as a black hole to be correct. Well were knitters not science guys so beadknitter will also get some yarn from my stash.
Please send me your mailing address so I can get these packages of yarn out. Thank you all for entering